i feel like
                      a 
                vortex
               of 
                entropy,
                a 
                maelstrom
                of 
                semiotic
                subversion,
                a 
                cyclone
               of 
                ideological
                deconstruction,
                a 
                typhoon
                of 
                ontological 
                reconstruction,
                a 
                hurricane
                of 
                epistemological
                reconfiguration,
                a 
                tornado
                of 
                linguistic
                liberation,
                a 
                monsoon
                of 
                hermeneutic
                emancipation,
                a 
                tsunami
                of 
                phonological
                freedom,
                a 
                blizzard
                of 
                cultural
                reconfiguration,
                a 
                landslide
                of 
                anthropological
                re-envisioning,
                a 
                flood
                of 
                existential 
                upheaval,
                a 
                deluge
                of 
                identity
                dissolution,
                a 
                geological
                force
                of 
                ontological
                unbinding,
                a 
                glacial
                shift
                of 
                epistemological
                uprooting,
                a 
                tectonic
                plate
                of 
                metaphysical
                destabilization,
                a 
                volcanic
                eruption
                of 
                phenomenological
                disintegration,
                a 
                seismic 
                quake
                of 
                experiential
                dissolution,
                a 
                seismic 
                quake